Horses - Daryl braithwaite - (DJ Vertigo Remix 2011)

It's Melbourne Cup today, and it's 9:30am so chances are you're drunk already on some crappy Yellowglen bubbly and stuffing smoked salmon into your sweaty gob.

Well, if you're drunk, that gives me an excuse to play the ultimate drunk secretary song. Give your handbag to your boyfriend, take of those ridiculous heels and make a fool of yourself on the dancefloor to this abomination of a song.